HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Amazing.

srsly.

So this morning I went to Chick Fil-A before I went to work, and as I was picking up my food from the window, I was asked this (the first part is normal Drive-thru jargon):

Girl: Do you need any condiments with your order?

Me: No thank you.

Girl: No jam? No Ketchup for your hash browns?

Me: Naw, I'm good. Thanks

Girl: So you're going to eat this plain?

Me: Um, yes. Now can I have my food please?

Girl: Sure. You have a great day ma'am.

Me: It'll be a plain one! *Drives Off*

It was amazing. I wasn't even upset, it was just comical.

Oh!! And someone donated Britney's ...one more time album!!! Guess who's rockin out in drive-thru!! Woooo!!

Thanks to Drew for this picture!

Peace out Cub Scouts!!

Moar Moar Moar

My TBR list has gotten out of control lately. I find a book, discover that it's part of a series, then I have to find the rest of the series. Then it starts adding up. And adding up... So I'm going to share with ya'll what I have gotten myself into. Bloody Hell.

Diary of a Chav by Grace Dent

I saw this on another blog that I read (she's a librarian, go figure). It pretty much screamed at me to read it. Ya'll know how I love things that are over-the-top, and this works. When you're OBSESSED with that country across the pond, you start reading everything that you can get your mits on, even if it's for young adults. Sue me. I love YA stuff. Anyhoo, here's the cover, so can see why I absolutely had to read it. I just finished it earlier today, and I laughed my arse off pretty much through the whole book. Oh, did I mention it has a glossary at the end to help you understand all the slang that's used in the book.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen & Seth Grahame-Smith

I had been waiting for this book since I caught wind of it about a year ago. I thought to myself, "maybe I will finally be able to enjoy Austen." Because if ya'll didn't know, I HATE Jane Austen. And the Bronte sisters. But mainly Miss Jane. Seriously. HOW BORING CAN YOU BE?!?!! I have tried to read all of her books in many different times of my life, and I still think she sucks. I'm draggin' ass through this book because it's BORING (aside from the Zombies AND ninjas, of course)!!!!!! But I'm going to finish it, because that's how I roll.

So me and friends saw Richard Cheese last night at the House of Blues. Which was AWESOMELY AWESOME btw. You may ask yourself, "Misty, who is this Richard Cheese fellow?" Well, I will tell you. He sings modern songs lounge-style. As in classics like 'Baby Got Back' by Sir-Mix-A Lot and 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails. He's amazing. The songs are over the top as much as he is. Google him, friend him on MyFace, listen to the awesome-ness!!! Yay!!!

I've been getting slightly irritated by one of my co-workers. It seems like she has a Middy Detector somwhere on her, and she manages to find me to ask me the world's DUMBEST questions. Wait a minute. My philosophy has always been 'there are no stupid questions just stupid people.' And I fully believe it. Quit making your stupid cat noises, it was cute the first 5 minutes. Stop rubbing and cuddling against me like a cat, it's ANNOYING. YOU ARE NOT A CAT!!!!!!!! STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Ode to Zack

Oh, Zack Morris you are the best.
You can totally tell by the way you dress.
I always dreamt of being by your side
as we walked the halls of cheezy Bayside.
Hanging and laughing with Slater, Jesse, Lisa and Screech
and even sometimes ending up on the beach.
But I soon realized you aren't real
so I had to give up the way I feel.
Hoping one day my "Zack" would come along.
Showing me how the other guys were all wrong.
Breaking that horrible bad guy cycle.

I think that's it for now. I'll probably blog when I get home. Enjoy!!

Peace out Cub Scouts!!!

Quickies

I'm gonna put these down before I can forget them. (Which is why I never blog as much as I should, I really think it's the reason why...)



So I was reading this article about Bret Michaels getting knocked out by a set piece on the Tony Awards last night. That's a big 'ol lmfao in itself, but I missed it. Thankfully, I dvr'ed the show, so I'll be able to go back and watch that little gem. But the grande finale, what really got me laughing profusely was the description that they gave of the musical 'Rock of Ages.' and here it is:

"Rock of Ages" celebrates 1980s hair music and features songs by Journey and other bands. It stars Constantine Maroulis as an aspiring rock star.

All together now...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The best part is, it's a little close to home for Mr Maroulis. As in, you FAILED at winning American Idol so that you could become a rock star, so now you're in a broadway play PLAYING an aspiring rock star. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Oh, so big excitement in my life right now:

I'M KNITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, it still looks like a hot mess, but I'm getting the feel of it, and it's pretty amazing. Very, very fluid. So now I think it's finally time to make a trip out to Navasota to see a friend of mine, so she can give me some much-needed pointers. And thank you Lora for literally reaching over my back, taking my hands, and showing me how much harder I was making it!!

Well, I thought this was going to be a quickie, but apparently, that's not the case...

Jo and I were talking about Kate and Leopold, a movie that I have never seen in its entirety. Because well, I can only take Meg Ryan in small doses. I can't handle the cute, petite, quirky that is Meg. Ick. However, Hugh Jackman is is a HUGE plus to the movie. But then we started saying that Ms. Cute 'n Quirky can't get a man, so she has to get one FROM THE PAST (and mind you, he's a duke and completely LOADED), so the rest of us modern ladies have to suffer. Seriously. I know it's fake, but dammit, it hits home for too many people. If Miss C 'N Q can't get a man, then there is no hope.

Oh, and I hate the brassiere I'm wearing. It's a cleavage bra for 'curvy women.' I LOOK LIKE POPPIN' FRESH!!! There is so much quadra-boob happening, that I look like a baker's dozen. Seriously. I'm so uncomfortable... GAH!!!

my lolz

So I started making my own lolz for LOLcats. Enjoy!!

I can has feedback?

Kthnxbye!!

Real Quick

I was gonna make a post with a few things, but for pete's sake, I had an overload just from one website. Go here and LOOOOOVE IT!!!

www.gizmodo.com

So I've decided...

...that I'm going to start blogging more. And I know you're about to say, 'Yeah, Yeah heard that before Middy. Like you're really going to." AND I TOTALLY AM!!! No more excuses, I'm doing this, dammit. But for my first blog, I shall intice you with my all-time favorite fashion train-wreck.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

BAI LING!!

Okay, so this one isn't so bad. She's enjoying herself, and the outfit really isn't that fugly. For her, this would be a solid B+. You can't hate on Bai. She doesn't know any better, because I can guarantee she doesn't have a stylist, or if she does, she should be sent to Fashion Jail.

And then there's this lovely frock. I actually like this dress, and it would look better on her if she did hold the train up like a 5-year old pretending to be Superman. Miraculously, the hair works too. If she had her normal black hair, this would look shiteous, and I could move on. But alas, that's not the case. But in all serious-ness, I love this dress, and I'm sure a few other celebrities would look good in it as well. And I bet this dress would look fabulous in a leaf green or a midnight blue. Seriously. Think about it!!

This one... I'm not so surprised about the visible garments.

But...

SHE IS ORANGE!!!!

Everyone was talking about the dress, but SHE'S ORANGE!!!

And now for the Grande Finale (Drum roll please Maestro):

Yeah, let that sink in for a minute. I'll wait.

Frankly, I think the fact that she's at the What Happens in Vegas premiere makes the outfit THAT much better. It makes you wonder what COULD happen in Vegas if you ran into...

SPIDER LING!!!

And that, ladies and gents, is my passion for Bai Ling. She's my all-time favorite train wreck. She's better than allll of them. Even Chloe Sevginy. Yeah, that's right. I said it.