Moar Moar Moar

My TBR list has gotten out of control lately. I find a book, discover that it's part of a series, then I have to find the rest of the series. Then it starts adding up. And adding up... So I'm going to share with ya'll what I have gotten myself into. Bloody Hell.

Diary of a Chav by Grace Dent

I saw this on another blog that I read (she's a librarian, go figure). It pretty much screamed at me to read it. Ya'll know how I love things that are over-the-top, and this works. When you're OBSESSED with that country across the pond, you start reading everything that you can get your mits on, even if it's for young adults. Sue me. I love YA stuff. Anyhoo, here's the cover, so can see why I absolutely had to read it. I just finished it earlier today, and I laughed my arse off pretty much through the whole book. Oh, did I mention it has a glossary at the end to help you understand all the slang that's used in the book.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen & Seth Grahame-Smith

I had been waiting for this book since I caught wind of it about a year ago. I thought to myself, "maybe I will finally be able to enjoy Austen." Because if ya'll didn't know, I HATE Jane Austen. And the Bronte sisters. But mainly Miss Jane. Seriously. HOW BORING CAN YOU BE?!?!! I have tried to read all of her books in many different times of my life, and I still think she sucks. I'm draggin' ass through this book because it's BORING (aside from the Zombies AND ninjas, of course)!!!!!! But I'm going to finish it, because that's how I roll.

So me and friends saw Richard Cheese last night at the House of Blues. Which was AWESOMELY AWESOME btw. You may ask yourself, "Misty, who is this Richard Cheese fellow?" Well, I will tell you. He sings modern songs lounge-style. As in classics like 'Baby Got Back' by Sir-Mix-A Lot and 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails. He's amazing. The songs are over the top as much as he is. Google him, friend him on MyFace, listen to the awesome-ness!!! Yay!!!

I've been getting slightly irritated by one of my co-workers. It seems like she has a Middy Detector somwhere on her, and she manages to find me to ask me the world's DUMBEST questions. Wait a minute. My philosophy has always been 'there are no stupid questions just stupid people.' And I fully believe it. Quit making your stupid cat noises, it was cute the first 5 minutes. Stop rubbing and cuddling against me like a cat, it's ANNOYING. YOU ARE NOT A CAT!!!!!!!! STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Ode to Zack

Oh, Zack Morris you are the best.
You can totally tell by the way you dress.
I always dreamt of being by your side
as we walked the halls of cheezy Bayside.
Hanging and laughing with Slater, Jesse, Lisa and Screech
and even sometimes ending up on the beach.
But I soon realized you aren't real
so I had to give up the way I feel.
Hoping one day my "Zack" would come along.
Showing me how the other guys were all wrong.
Breaking that horrible bad guy cycle.

I think that's it for now. I'll probably blog when I get home. Enjoy!!

Peace out Cub Scouts!!!