So I've decided...

...that I'm going to start blogging more. And I know you're about to say, 'Yeah, Yeah heard that before Middy. Like you're really going to." AND I TOTALLY AM!!! No more excuses, I'm doing this, dammit. But for my first blog, I shall intice you with my all-time favorite fashion train-wreck.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

BAI LING!!

Okay, so this one isn't so bad. She's enjoying herself, and the outfit really isn't that fugly. For her, this would be a solid B+. You can't hate on Bai. She doesn't know any better, because I can guarantee she doesn't have a stylist, or if she does, she should be sent to Fashion Jail.

And then there's this lovely frock. I actually like this dress, and it would look better on her if she did hold the train up like a 5-year old pretending to be Superman. Miraculously, the hair works too. If she had her normal black hair, this would look shiteous, and I could move on. But alas, that's not the case. But in all serious-ness, I love this dress, and I'm sure a few other celebrities would look good in it as well. And I bet this dress would look fabulous in a leaf green or a midnight blue. Seriously. Think about it!!

This one... I'm not so surprised about the visible garments.

But...

SHE IS ORANGE!!!!

Everyone was talking about the dress, but SHE'S ORANGE!!!

And now for the Grande Finale (Drum roll please Maestro):

Yeah, let that sink in for a minute. I'll wait.

Frankly, I think the fact that she's at the What Happens in Vegas premiere makes the outfit THAT much better. It makes you wonder what COULD happen in Vegas if you ran into...

SPIDER LING!!!

And that, ladies and gents, is my passion for Bai Ling. She's my all-time favorite train wreck. She's better than allll of them. Even Chloe Sevginy. Yeah, that's right. I said it.